Stuff that Game of Thrones Season 3 can absolutely not afford to fuck up

Part One* of A Storm of Swords is a strange but beautiful book. While it’s relatively calm in terms of action (and by that I mean as calm as things can get in the middle of a war), it’s an absolute goldmine when it comes to the characters, and the relationships between them. I only noticed this when I started to write this post, and realised that I was about halfway through and hadn’t said much about plot, only the effect of plot on characters. So I suppose this isn’t going to be a ‘what will the best moments of GOT Season 3 be?’ post. It’s more about the interaction between characters, the development of characters and a deep-rooted desire that some Easter eggs relating to future events will be strewn everywhere for our entertainment and delight. Here’s my top 5 in no particular order.

Jaime and Brienne
This is probably my favourite pairing in the entire saga, and the producers of the show having already demonstrated (in very little screen time, I might add – awesome!) that they’ve got the chemistry between these two exactly right, I think it’s safe to assume that it would only take letting a trainee write the script or Nikolaj Coster Waldau being hit by a train to fuck this one up. Nevertheless, keeping things exactly right is different from getting them right for five minutes, so let’s look at the challenges. Jaime and Brienne’s relationship is incredibly complicated. They collide on virtually every way of looking at things, Brienne with her idealized chivalry and righteous condemnation of Jaime’s conduct, Jaime with his cynical and brutally realistic views of an institution that he deep down detests. Once they’re captured by the Brave Companions, however, and the striking off of Jaime’s hand plunges him into a suicidal depression – the first stage of the psychological transformation that comes to define his character – things change.577012_305164182904122_116906515063224_670836_1755205543_n Forced intimacy, like Brienne having to clean Jaime up when he soils himself and Jaime’s deeply personal advice that she should ‘go away inside’ in the likely event of her being raped by their captors, creates both a grudging respect and a deep bond between them that often characterizes the relationships of comrades in arms, of people who have to kill and be killed together. It’s a love-hate relationship on the surface, but the undercurrent is much more interesting. We have Jaime’s Kingslayer and family issues and the primal sense of purpose that is cut from him with his hand. We also have the baggage that Brienne carries as a swordswoman, along with her idealism, her innocence and her naiveté being torn from her as she gets deeper and deeper into a world that she thought was black and white. They balance each other out. They annoy the hell out of each other. They fight for different things, but their purpose always ends up being the same. This is a thing too good to mess up.

All things Tyrion
Poor Tyrion has gone from occupying the most influential position in the Seven Kingdoms (I won’t count Joffrey by virtue of sadism and general punchableness) to occupying a tiny cell somewhere in the Red Keep where he’s stripped of all the power he had before and can therefore not prevent Cersei and her minions from doing their damndest to fuck up the country. Tyrion’s acute feelings of abandonment and cruel unfairness bring him a step closer, psychologically, to the pitiable mess that he becomes in A Dance with Dragons. In this respect, he’s quite unhinged and takes to the bottle and to Shae (may she dance on coals in hell for all eternity) with unusual enthusiasm, even for him.
TyrionSansaHe still manages, however, to maintain his characteristic compassion for the downtrodden in his admirable conduct to Sansa Stark before and after their marriage. Sansa fucks this one up monumentally for herself, and though grateful that Tyrion doesn’t force consummation, she’s incapable of seeing that she’s landed herself the brightest spark in Westeros because she can’t see much except his height and his scar. I think falling in love with someone that smashes her cutesy vision of matrimony to smithereens would be very healthy for Sansa, and I wish to goodness it would happen. Anyway, their marriage is an absolute agony, with each party behaving impeccably behind their sullen castle wall of courtesy. Peter Dinklage and Sophie Turner have both proved that they can act incandescently, and an interesting sort of dynamic has already been created in the previous season: let’s see if they’re given adequate space and screentime to make us want to strangle them, as we do in the books, or whether their marriage is fobbed off as a cutesy love story or a one-dimensional disaster.

Littlefinger and Sansa
Both the Stark girls seem to have a predilection for getting into creepy relationships with older men where sexual tension smolders hotter than Viserion’s latest meal, and since the producers of the show have been so obliging as to make Sansa’s godswood Florian Littlefinger instead of Ser Dontos, there is potential for all sorts of mischief/eye fucking to take place.
AjlfYKnowing as we do that Littlefinger eventually becomes Sansa’s mentor in ‘playing the game’ while sexually harassing her from time to time, and knowing that a whole bunch of people in the fan community optimistically believe that Sansa’s going to learn all she can from him, and then probably avenge her family by disgracing him and chucking him out the Moon Door (that’s when she’s finished seeking refuge in whining and crying), it doesn’t take much to imagine clandestine meetings in godswoods and under dragon skulls taking place this season, thus furnishing those of us who ship them as a couple to make infinitely more numbers of fanvids on YouTube. Then again, the books operate on the medieval system of appropriateness, which most modern people consider to be paedophilia: this element has often been tuned down in the show, particularly in the child actors’ ages, so it’s also likely that absolutely zip of interest will go on between these two. Let us pray that this is not the case and that a solution is found that works!

Jon and Ygritte
Jon always looks like he needs a hug and has absolutely no sense of humour, Ygritte is talkative, rather raucous and very argumentative. Opposites attract is a difficult thing to get right on screen because there’s generally too much recourse to staring and slow motion, especially when it comes to an extended period of time. Fortunately, as with Jaime and Brienne, producers worked hard to get the chemistry right in season 2, so half the work is already done and messing up will only occur with poor script or too little screen time.
Screen-shot-2012-05-19-at-1_40_43-PMAlso, their sex scene in a cave is by general consensus rated as the greatest in the saga, so that’s another vitally important thing to get right: but sex is one thing this show is quite experienced with, so no problems there. Then there’s the fact that a lot of fans of the book find Ygritte INCREDIBLY annoying, so catch 22: be faithful to the book and get stuff thrown at the screen each time she comes on, or cut down on the ‘you know nothing, Jon Snows’ and get die-hard fans howling in indignation.

Daenerys sacks Astapor
It’s a fortunate thing that Emilia Clarke is so utterly mesmerizing as Daenerys that she keeps you watching, no matter what, because when it comes to the books, LORD how she irritates me! Getting the sack of Astapor right is important for many reasons, the most pressing of which is this: if Daenerys manages to conquer one city, she might shut up about taking what is hers with fire and blood for one second and actually DO SOMETHING!!
740586_GOT_EP210_100411_PS519521 Last season, things just didn’t work out: in an attempt to spice up Dany’s frankly boring plotline in A Clash of Kings, what emerged was a convoluted plot to steal her dragons, Xaro possessing a safe with a door made of Valyrian stone (did he walk to Valyria to get it and somehow return alive? Anyone who might know this, please advise.) and Doreah being turned into a traitorous skank instead of getting a heartbreaking death out on the Red Waste. It was…amusing. Dany needs her street cred back (and while the House of the Undying was very pretty and sad, it does NOT count) and doing the glory and freedom thing seems like a step in the right direction in attaining that goal.

*Richard Madden having stated that he’ll be back for season 4, which implies that the producers aren’t going to try to fit the whole of ASOS in one season, I’ve only dealt with Book 1 of ASOS in terms of predicting stuff.


3 Comments Add yours

  1. Snoekie du plessis says:

    Absolutely mesmerising insight and creative thought! Fabulous.

  2. Ashiq_D says:

    A wonderful read (as with your other pieces). I quite agree about Brienne and Jaime and I’d take the first chance I got to kill off Ygritte (you’re right about Emilia Clarke making Daenarys more bearable; Rose Leslie does not have the same ability)

  3. ladygilraen says:

    Thank you ever so much!

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