The Niffler’s Lament.

In which the Niffler writes a letter to J.K. Rowling. Dear Joanne Kathleen… no wait, Newt says I have to call you Miss Rolling, like the rolling I do on a Saturday night upon my collection of cuff-links that sparkle shinily in the light and that Newt polishes nicely as long as there are always…

‘Fantastic Beasts 2’: imperfect, but worth the wait.

Fantastic Beasts : The Crimes of Grindelwald is a feast for the eyes and the heart. Unfortunately, even the best efforts of J.K. Rowling and some excellent acting from Johnny Depp and Zoë Kravitz cannot save this overly-busy sequel from a schlocky script and a plot more confusing than Father’s Day on Game of Thrones.

Trump probably doesn’t even actually understand goofy ‘Game of Thrones’. Sad!

An open letter to the White House Neanderthal, because even if he watches Game of Thrones, he clearly doesn’t understand it. Trump’s appropriation of Game of Thrones is nothing compared to his endless list of prejudices and the hideous pride he takes in celebrating them. What is concerning, however, is that Game of Thrones is the kind of show that…

Queenie is not going to join Grindelwald; are you all insane?

While I’ve seen some pretty bonkers theories in my eighteen years in the Harry Potter fandom, I have never encountered anything more astounding than the cries of ‘Queenie will join Grindelwald’ that have been floating around since the release of the ‘Queenie versus Grindelwald’ trailer. This cannot be! How can this be? How can people think this?…